I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
I saw this shirt last night and I tried really hard to take this picture without being creepy.
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
Soo bord bro
Someone kik me
"can you tell everyone that dinner is ready?"
The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.